hi im taylor and i think im in love with kylie minogue
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important question: why isnt bob a marriage candidate?

someone stop katy perry from doing things

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

call the police on me so i know its real

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

Anonymous asked: hey pissfucker

hey

Anonymous asked: If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on